If someone says chipmunks make them happy
And you comment "I like shooting them"
You probably shouldn't say it, really
If you don't want to be seen as a jerk
It's as if they bought Ice Tea with lunch
And you take that bottle and pee in it
Without them seeing it
It is the same color
So you think, and wait, chuckle
Waiting to laugh when they drink it
And immediately spit it out
That act makes you a jerk
Really, don't do it, it's nasty
