At an archaeological dig
A worker will find a Twinkie
Pristine, found in wrapper
Many years beyond the expiration date
The analysis will prove
Twinkies were unhealthy in the past
Bad for diabetes and for the heart
It remains edible, if unpleasant in taste
The workers laugh as they approach
There they will bite into it, upon a lark
Much later
The sugar rush will cause an explosion
Making the workers heads explode
But for a moment
They liked it very much
So delicious
So dangerous
