Kiss me and tell me of how I've failed
Oh worker of the faithful opposition
My flaws are given voice so repeatedly
So please let me know how to improve
I agree that I'm a stupid insensitive male
I guess you've identified the problem
I even know just one position in bed
You keep trying, to fix me
I am a beast being led
This is like living in a zoo
So please tell me or sign the release
And let me prove I mean business
Or tell me to move along it is up to you