Need to stop watching this
Damn CNN
They are so stupid
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What? No wait, I'll be right there
No no, don't worry
Really don't worry
I've done this many times
You just click the on switch
And begin to push
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Now then let's set it to drive
And lower the blade to mow
Let's go for a ride
Stand back here I go
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Hmmm
Apparently I was wrong
Well I'm ready to try again
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Well shit
Is there gas in this thing?
Why don't you check
OK Focus
Pray, calm down, find the zen
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This machine is fucked
Dammit
Shit
OUCH
My foot!
